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WATCH: The Funniest Scene From 'Portlandia' Premiere (TV Squad)
The second season of "Portlandia" premiered last Friday on IFC, and its
standout scene was this segment where Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein
attempt to order from the menu of an overly complicated theme restaurant --
with no help from their waiter (played by Kumail Nanjiani, comedian and host
of the podcast The Indoor Kids).
In the episode, Carrie and Fred travel to Southern California to reclaim the
love of Carrie's life, a mixologist played by Andy Samberg. But after walking
for days (which comes after a taxi ride from Portland to another part of
SoCal), they're starved for something to eat, and drop into a restaurant
called Around the World in 80 Plates.
Taking aim at family eateries whose unfocused and hollow cultural cuisine
makes the experience overwhelming rather than exotic, Nanjiani's waiter
character refuses to let them order a cheeseburger, but _will_ let them order
"Slamburgers," and dozens of other combinations of meals, sides, and
preparations, like "super spiking" their meal (which is just pouring Jack
Daniels all over all their food).
Some of the best humor in "Portlandia" has been mined from dining experiences.
Who can forget Fred and Carrie grilling their waitress about ...
How to be a Five Star Waiter/Waitress!